No excuses anymore
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again
In my head this song is about a trans man and his packer and I will not be dissuaded from this view. The lyrics just fit kind of perfectly.
"oh no i left my penis in my other pants"
- things said by the utterly based
Can it double as a reusable straw? This would solve the paper straw problem and I could make "cock"tails.
Yeah but how are the socialist elites going to profit from it? Then what? Are the dirty commies going to come around and take my tooth brush AND my penis? Hmmm?
Only if they get aroused and change their ways as a result.
Or they get aroused and just become a clone of this horrible, depraved man:
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meanwhile in the trans mega turns out they're already a thing (not a shitpost someone was just talking about prosthetics)
I haven't seen mine since 2014, so if a socialist finds it, they have my permission to keep it for scientific purposes.
My partner stole my dick when I was sleeping, because of our argument on Marxist economics last night! Utterly deplorable and unserious of her!