23rd Century rizz

Rizzmatic.

"Y'know, some sort of North Atlantic Bloke Organization... oh shit oh fuck how did all these Nazis get in here"

We are Lisa Simpson trapped with a country full of Homers.

Gaming attained perfection in 1998.

If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.

what a girl gonna do for you when she can't even be arsed to regulate her own body temperature

"Dear Shigesato Itoi, pls add dual wield in next EB patch. I am not a crackpot."

Congrats! Enjoy your poo.

Yes isn't even at this concert.

translator's note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes

Too late, they have all been added to my lexicon.

I'm learning basic Chinese and I found out that tofu (豆腐, "dòu fu") means "corrupted bean."

I just had someone I normally respect tell me "I've only seen white people take your position" when I said that I wouldn't cast my vote for genocidal Democrats, were I an American. While they were also claiming that voting for Harris is critical to protecting the American trans community.

I can't even fathom a response to this.

Jesus is Chinese now.

Leave Korean Jesus alone! He ain't got time for you, he busy! With Korean shit!

I don't mind people voting for liberal candidates if they're otherwise struggling, lost, and/or confused and need to feel like they're doing something, for lack of understanding of the nature of organizing collective action. If it's a little peace of mind, okay, they deserve it.

What offends me about electoralism are the people who speak of the act of voting in moral terms.

Didn't the Greens offer a coalition with the NDP last time in exchange for killing the Trans Mountain Pipeline, or something similar?

Anyone without a rich daddy is a sucker.

The character that launched a thousand furries.

Chapo confirmed being gay with their dad.

Sometimes you fuck the bear. And sometimes, well, the bear... it fucks you.