The right combo of toppings and condiments turns your boring ham sandwich or whatever into a veritable treat, and for cheap too
Currently enjoying adding red onion, cherry tomatoes and tiny little pickles
Bonus question:
When you eat a sandwich, do you nibble away the crust first
I'm sure several US states has a dedicated office for petty evil whose job it is to constantly come up with small to medium-sized dick moves to do against those who were unable to defend themselves.