https://nitter.1d4.us/guardiannews/status/1662090600269910017

  • Dryad [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    :thinking-about-it:

    Listen if I become a lighthouse keeper I might have to retire this account because it'd be too easy to figure out who I am

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      2 years ago

      Solution: we all get lighthouses and start like a long range commune.

      • Dryad [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        What if we just all got one lighthouse and had a lighthouse commune

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          I don't want to be crammed into a lighthouse with all of you. We would have like 10 "the lighthouse" events a day.

          • Dryad [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Too bad I'm dragging you to the lighthouse. Do not resist.

            • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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              2 years ago

              Struggle session over who gets to use the bathroom first every morning. We all shit our pants as dialectical synthesis.