Looking for funnies, but also seriouses.

Edit: :rat-salute-2: for all the responses comrades.

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    "Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire" of course

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    wait this is a real story that people are actually putting in a publication? I thought that post was a joke by a hexbear shitposter

    :hahaha:

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      For a brain damaging treat, read the r/worldnews comment section of this article

  • JamesConeZone [they/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    I usually lead with Kim Il Sung was Presbyterian and just send links to current churches active in Pyongyang, it's brainbreaking for angloids

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    this is a reasonable reaction to Christian missionary work :lea-smug:

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Still makes me lol to remember that John Allen Chau thought he could convert them by shouting at them in English and holding a soccer ball

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          NOOOO I HAVE PRODUCT PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS :wojak-nooo:

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    1 year ago

    Idk just call them stupid, like genuinely just "You dont believe that shit do you?"

    Theres no intellectual process going on behind the scenes to drive belief in this, maybe activating their subconscious sense of "oh no, Im being embarrassing!?" has a better chance of doing anything.

    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      That works, my coworker once told me about the haircut thing in North Korea and I just said "sounds made up" and left it at that and they didnt say anything more on it

        • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I wonder if the DPRK actually has laws on haircuts. I could see them banning, like, rocker mohawks because they hate importing distinctly anglosphere things.

      • GaveUp [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        They may just think you're a conspiracy theorist and stupid behind your back

        At least that's what my friends do lol

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    "good. we should do the same thing here."

    it will either end the conversation or make it way more fun, win-win

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Tell them this is on your top ten list of things that definitely really happened.

    It'll probably be the end of the conversation. You'll annoy them, they'll know you're probably right, and since there's no evidence to discuss they don't have any material for prolonging the argument. Unfortunately, they'll still completely believe the next stupid thing they see.

    Or...you don't want to have a fight with an elderly relative that's gonna die soon. In that case, I would just pretend you never saw the message.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      you don’t want to have a fight with an elderly relative that’s gonna die soon

      depends on the elderly relative tbh

  • CapnCat [any]
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    1 year ago

    A few bad apples, the toddler had fentanyl in its system, they shouldn't have broken the law in the first place, etc.

  • anoncpc [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Just said fake news and move on. The msm always make fake news this days? Why they believe in one but no the others. Don't believe everything they read, they already got scam 2 decade ago into killing bunch of innocent farmer, tell them to stop getting scam

  • HarryLime [any]
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    1 year ago

    Just say it's obvious bullshit and list the reasons why it's easy to make things up about North Korea

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    That baby is going to grow up to be a hardened criminal and full time shot caller behind bars in Butcher Bay the galaxy's most vicious prison.