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My girlfriend uses mouth tape to prevent snoring and every night I contend with the fact that I live in a boomer meme.
While it's not safe to go to sleep while someone is restrained, memes like wife saying "tie me up and do whatever you want" then the husband is watching the football etc fail, because those scenarios ARE actually super hot.
It's hot AF to be completely immobilised, blindfolded, gagged, etc while someone does something else they want and (pretends to) ignore you.
Someone needs to figure out what the hell is going on with straight people asap
Usually my wife and I keep each other awake talking about anything until 2 am and realizing we have to work in like 5 hours