What is my ideal guy like?

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badposting • 1 month ago

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Bigger in size
Wears glasses, a white shirt, and green pants
Named after one of the Twelve Disciples of Jesus
Surname is of a mythological creature with a body of a lion and a head of an eagle
Has a family

Anyone know where I can find a guy like this?

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rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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1 month ago
found him

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]
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1 month ago
You are lucky there's a family guy.

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Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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1 month ago
Best I can do is Paul Manticore

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FourteenEyes [he/him]
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1 month ago
No. It seems today that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on TV.

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