Important to mention to libs that this sort of death is basically impossible unless you have 250k to blow on nothing. There are gruesome ways for average people to die, sure, but "compacted into tapioca and consumed by crustaceans in the bathypelagic" is a manmade horror out of the price range of even most people who are considered wealthy.
If these people aren't separated from their vast fortunes, they will gladly compact themselves into 1x1x1" cube of skin in an amazonbasics submersible because they're manchildren nostalgic for a movie from the 1990s. To date, no communist party has attempted or even advocated for condensing the bourgeoisie into tubby custard, so clearly communism is more merciful, even to the wealthy, than capitalism ever could be.
Important to mention to libs that this sort of death is basically impossible unless you have 250k to blow on nothing. There are gruesome ways for average people to die, sure, but "compacted into tapioca and consumed by crustaceans in the bathypelagic" is a manmade horror out of the price range of even most people who are considered wealthy.
If these people aren't separated from their vast fortunes, they will gladly compact themselves into 1x1x1" cube of skin in an amazonbasics submersible because they're manchildren nostalgic for a movie from the 1990s. To date, no communist party has attempted or even advocated for condensing the bourgeoisie into tubby custard, so clearly communism is more merciful, even to the wealthy, than capitalism ever could be.
Failure on their part tbqh
Checkmate commie, this is undeniable proof that capitalism breeds innovation.
Funny post