Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa

Of course he has melon-musk

God we live in such a fucking absurd timeline, and we know it’s only going to get less sensible

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Zucks got it in the bag. The answer to any “who would win a fight” question is always “who actually trains.” Honestly the more I think about it the more I think it would be hilarious to watch Zuck with his cold, lifeless eyes wrapping himself around Elons back like an animated realdoll out for revenge and then squeezing Musks noggin until it turns a new shade of red melon-musk

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa

    I'm 90% sure this was really just him and his friends jumping some poor black kids with numbers no worse than 4-on-1, if it happened at all.

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Pretoria Boys High, where Elon went to school, is a school located in between one of the richest suburbs in South Africa (Waterkloof) and one of the most prestigious universities in the country, the University of Pretoria. These would have been all white areas and schools during apartheid. There would be no kids to commit hate crimes on at school or at home. Apartheid was a vicious system of segregation down to the millimetre. The only black people Elon would have interacted with would have been workers in neo feudal conditions.

      Anyone in such a situation wanting to commit hate crimes would deliberately have to go out of their way to do so. And some did (see the AWB).

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I don't think it's beneath him or his buddies to travel to a place where there were people to attack, so long as it was still safe for them.

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah people did do that sadly, mostly Nazi extremists like the AWB and KKK affiliates, can't remember what the KKK affiliates were called, I think it was South African National Front or something like that.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa

    doubt also let them fight and let the crowd throw in shit and piss.

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      They did shove Musk down the stairs at school after he made fun of someone's dad committing suicide.

      But that's no street fight, that's just fuck-around

      There is no way a rich fuck like Musk was involved in any street fights.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Too bad he didn’t crack his head open on the steps

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          I think after that incident he changed schools to Pretoria Boys High School, probably was bullied for being a nerd as it's an all boys school crazy for sports like rugby, with the highest school fees in the country. Though he probably felt more at home with fellow rich kid bullies. See my other comment in the thread

          • VILenin [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Almost got sent to one of those as a kid, thankfully ended up in a coed nightmare private school instead

            If anyone deserves that experience it’s Elon Musk.

            • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              I was a scholarship kid at one (not the one Musk went to thankfully) 💀

              It's why I'm making so many comments here, it's absurd to suggest anyone that went to one of these schools was in hardcore street fights. The closest thing to gangs there are failson stoners selling weed and shrooms out of their sports kitbag in the forest/bush. There are no hardcore street fights

              • VILenin [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                How lily white and racist are they, on a scale of W.E.B. Du Bois to German schools in Namibia

                • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                  They are basically British colonial schools in South Africa, so much closer to German schools in Namibia than anything else. There are quite a few black learners, but it doesn't change much. I linked articles about the one Musk went to.

                  Mine had plays with blackface and Indian face, certain parts of the school were called shit like the boere wall, Taj Mahal, black tree, etc. And an official award for the token black kid that embraced the school culture the most. Soccer was also banned. I attended during the 2010s.

                  So yeah I think you can draw your conclusions from there.

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  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    No one that went to Pretoria Boys High School, like Musk did, is in any "hard core street fights". It's the public school with the highest school fees in South Africa. All they know how to do is beat up fellow kids in lower grades and be racist.

    https://www.news24.com/news24/southafrica/news/fing-blacks-video-being-investigated-by-prestige-pretoria-boys-school-20200604

    https://www.news24.com/news24/video/southafrica/news/its-not-only-about-hair-pretoria-boys-high-school-parent-20160830

    • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      as someone who has beat the shit out of a public schoolboy (england) i bet he cried

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Public schools in South Africa are actually the cheaper "government run" ones, some are even free. Their are plenty of private schools here with more expensive school fees than Pretoria Boys High.

        Pretoria Boys High charges such high fees because it's a public school trying to compete with the super expensive private schools around the country. They don't want to lose their public school status, so they can't go private. I think they have partnerships with Eton and Oxford in England as well lmao.

        • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          public school in england means private scool basically

          yes it makes no fucking sense

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Yeah I know, that's why I gave my whole convoluted explanation about how the schooling system works in South Africa. Which is also crazy because a select few public government schools, usually ex model c schools (a term for a school that was whites only during apartheid) can charge super high fees to compete with the private non government ones with facilities and so forth. Like the one Elon went to. I think that one has like 15 sports fields or something lmao.

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                2 years ago

                Yeah it's like 5am here. I'm just glad I'll never have to go back to school, which is weird to think about as I graduated high school 5+ years ago.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My money's on Zuck, he clearly works out whereas Musk is a gamer loser that very clearly does not.

    Show

    There's also the fact Zuck has been doing MMA for over a year too.

    Show

    I honestly really hope this happens because I would like to see Zuck actually kick the shit out of him but I think Musk will realise he's gonna get his ass kicked and back out. Watching Zuck choke him out into unconsciousness would be gold.

  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Are you kidding? Musk has the edge? Maybe if he had some sort of EMP device. Zuckerberg is an android. He could probably bench press a car. Musk would break his hand if he punched Zuckerbot even once.

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Sounds like we all win either way. Best outcome, they both prove themselves to be physically worthless that that is all anyone remembers (well 2nd best. Best would be a double fatality)

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I don't like zuck but he's pretty fit. I think he'll just beat Musk down and the ref will call the match before anything more than a funny gif happens.

  • SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    "real hard-core street fights"

    some random pigeons in the street cooing in a rich people suburb in Pretoria