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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 7 months ago

Tankies? More like spankies amirite?

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Tankies? More like spankies amirite?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 7 months ago
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  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    I wanted to add to this conversation but I'm drawing a blankie

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    tfw no sex arse to spank it's silicone jiggle arse cheeks

    Why live?

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    hyperflush

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  • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    I'm gonna do an authoritarianism if you don't hit me harder 😈

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    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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      7 months ago

      You call that a spank? BRB calling in the Red Army to show you how it's done.

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      • Infamousblt [any]
        ·
        7 months ago

        The Red Ass Army

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  • culpritus [any]
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    7 months ago

    Stalin was right to spank our asses for being liberals. Spankies Are Right!

    head-up-ass stalin-spoonstalin-gun-2

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  • Optimus_Subprime
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    6 months ago

    deleted by creator

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  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    spray-bottle

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  • Angel [any]
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    7 months ago

    volcel-judge "I can never get a day off, now can I?" volcel-police

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    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      7 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

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  • SpookyGenderCommunist [they/them, she/her]
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    7 months ago

    Don't make me think about noted transphobic sex pest, Caleb Maupin

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  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Shut up tankie wankie.... smh...

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  • seas_surround [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    the covid is melting your brain already I see

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    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      Ye blob-no-thoughts

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