If I want to buy Lenin bedsheet sets, do I need to go to a Multi-Lenin Marketer or a Multi-Linen Marketer? Which one has the most authentic socialist sleeping experience?
Probably the Multi-Lenin-Marketer. They do a lot of promotions, if you have a Lenin coat you're willing to part with, they'll give you 50 yards of Lenin linens for it.
The MLM acronym can be confusing but these are the most common ones:
Multi-Level Men (very tall)
Multi-Loving Men (they're poly)
Men Loving Marketing
Multi-Lenin Marketing (they sell Lenin memorabilia)
Multi-Linen Marketing (they sell bedsheets sets and are locked in a fierce copyright dispute with the above)
Marxists Loving Maoists
Marxists Loving Marketing
Marxist-Leninist Men (weirdly exclusionary term but ok)
MLeM
This rebranding would bring revolution to the imperial core in a weekend
Unfortunately the rebels would be the worst people you know
If I want to buy Lenin bedsheet sets, do I need to go to a Multi-Lenin Marketer or a Multi-Linen Marketer? Which one has the most authentic socialist sleeping experience?
Probably the Multi-Lenin-Marketer. They do a lot of promotions, if you have a Lenin coat you're willing to part with, they'll give you 50 yards of Lenin linens for it.