If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.
according to the legal system the mere act of slapping that label on them magically transmutes the pills into actual fentanyl just with 100% cut. i'm not kidding either this is how it works.
Its the same as getting caught selling oregano as weed. They'll prosecute you as a weed dealer anyways. Just a shitty one.
That's how you know they don't care about stopping drugs. If weed was actually bad, the oregano guy would be a hero wouldn't he?
So the bottle says fetninol.
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