If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.

  • buh [any]
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    1 year ago

    my "I don't have any fentanyl" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt