If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.

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    1 year ago

    They dont have to plant real fentanyl on you. They'll just point to the goofy label that says FEnTaNyl on it, say 'he put that label there' and rest their case. You'd have a better defense if the label was something else and the bottle actually had fentanyl.