Maybe after years of drone strikes, he needed to feel what it was like to do it with his own hands

Uh let me drown here :obama:

And not get the thrill of the kill personally??

Well his phone rang, he picked up and it was Meryl Streep.

"President Obama. President Barack Obama. Barack Hussein Obama"

Suddenly, his entire posture and demeanor changed. He stormed into the kitchen, grabbed his personal chef, and held his head in the big pot of water for the lobsters until he died.

By the time Michelle and the girls found him, he was down by the water desperately trying to save the chef who was seen in a capsized kayak

If you're Alpha - you always do the beat down yourself.

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