Psychotic DSH Digglittors: Vote blue no matter who! At least he's not Maxie!

Hoennians will literally don Snover caps and soyface over the evil team of the month before engaging in self-crit. "How to Blow Up a Hideout" should be mandatory reading in school, instead we have a bunch of routepilled youngsters side-hustling with Rattatas and Caterpies because Hiker Anthony Pokétube Shorts with sigma grindset music tell them it's the easiest way to make a couple Pokédollars.

Malthusian Qu Quax Qlan freak demons are having paramilitary wars in the streets and Joseph Stone is like "oh no oh jeez my friend's got this wingull he lost i gotta wait for someone to look for it" my dude there are battles happening in the street meanwhile his failson (REGIONAL CHAMPION) is faffing about doing arceus knows what. at this point i'm taking the REDpill, mount silver must be nice this time of year. It's never been more Snover.