How dare you? Do you have any idea what you've done? Send us your location so our officers can finally stop you
Joke's on you, young officer. Your leadership is literally in my pocket. Nothing can stop me from selling cum to the masses!
It dries up into powder by the time it reaches you proles. We are currently still working on a solution.
Because the MegaCorps™ provide a better sense of pride™ and accomplishment™ than any DIY solution can.
Dear CEO of sex,
If I pay $1500+tax for a teledildonic session with an up and coming bathwater gaming girl, am I still a virgin incel?
in theory, no, but the fact that you pay taxes automatically turns you into a virgin SUPER-incel. Imagine being cucked by the state, instead of using our certified™ CuckTronic9002™
It was a struggle, I tell ya. But through keeping up the grind™ and being the son of the CEO of racism™ who gave me a generous 0% interest loan, and pulling myself up by the BDSM straps, I made it.
Because you're only a cum salesman, and not the top head(geddit) honcho, like I am.
I just shit and cum.
FAQ What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
Being gay
Dank copypastas
walter
Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
