Dwarf bard Marx is the best thing to come out of this game. He's also a sage and a tome bard so he's got that +3 historical materialism skill on top of his persuasion. And of course his guardian had to be buff half-elf Engels
Also here's the existential comic that inspired this
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They'd better. I want to be a gnome dragging my dick on the ground behind me.
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Better Penis mod. lol NSFW, btw. It's cocks.