Our automated direct deposit system is temporarily out of order. Due to the system being written in 1960 in a unique language that only the single developer, who has long since died, understood, we are temporarily reverting to cash payments only.
Furthermore, due to our lack of cash reserves, and due to the large influx of new employees, we regret to inform you that the fee per comment has been reduced to five cents, from fifty.
Your cash payment will be sent in individual envelopes per comment logged with our system, and will be transported on a dedicated ship specially allocated for this purpose.
Please note, however, that you are responsible for covering the costs related to the operation of the ship, packaging supplies, and customs fees. Per envelope, we expect the cost to be around $15. This cost will be deducted from your royalties, but they are not enough to entirely cover the expense.
This translates to an approximate $14.95 fee that you must pay to us per positive comment. We only accept checks (written to Xi Jinping personally) sent by certified mail. Furthermore, please note that each check must be received within 48 hours after your respective comments have been posted. If this criteria is not met, you will be referred to the Security and Investigations department for either assignment to the train-pulling division, or summary execution, depending on the severity of the delay. We have partnered with DHL to reduce your overnight shipping expenses to $100 per envelope.
We apologize for the inconvenience and are working to rectify the system malfunction. We will send out updates as applicable.
Thank you for your understanding in these difficult times,
Chinese Bureau of Posting
This is ok. What we need to embrace is the wumao grindset. I will wake up and post 16 hours a day if that's what I need to get those sweet xibucks.
Can I get paid directly in Rubles instead? Times have been hard since SorosBucks lost all their value because of inflation.
Apologies, Xi himself has reviewed your complaint and responded, "shut the fuck up cracker". If you would like to exchange your royalties for rubles, we would advise you to purchase a ticket to Moscow and exchange your money there.
Apologies, Xi himself has reviewed your complaint and responded, "shut the fuck up cracker".
god damn dude, almost woke my roomies laughin at this
ask daddy Xi if i can get paid in brics currency please.
Okay I'll pay the $14.95, but it had better come on Genuine CCP bamboo ballot paper.
I never had this problem when we were still using SorosBux 😠 Next you're going to tell me I can't renew my Antifa Gold membership online.
屁can be used akin to “damn” and 鬼子 means devil/ghoul as in “foreign devil”
I regret to inform my supervisor that these genius spillovers from
are becoming aware of our secret plot and are outing our patriotic posters.