The U.S. Department of Agriculture said consumers in at least 22 U.S. states and several other countries had received unsolicited packages of seeds. Canada, the U.K. and Australia all are investigating.
"Guys we just got word from our handler at the state department this china story isn't scary enough, poll numbers are still down, and election is still on for now. We need something to scare the boomers."
I bet some editors aunt or something got one of these and they ran with it like "Mmmm, juicy, China sending mystery seeds to random people" :specter:
"Guys we just got word from our handler at the state department this china story isn't scary enough, poll numbers are still down, and election is still on for now. We need something to scare the boomers."