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M68040 [they/them] to badposting • 3 months ago

FACT: 99.9% of doomscrollers quit JUST before they've accrued enough ill will to telepathically make John Bolton's head pop like that guy from Scanners

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FACT: 99.9% of doomscrollers quit JUST before they've accrued enough ill will to telepathically make John Bolton's head pop like that guy from Scanners

M68040 [they/them] to badposting • 3 months ago
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  • NewDark [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Can we combine our powers like a spirit bomb?

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    • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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      3 months ago

      mystery-emotemystery-emotejohn-agony
      mystery-emoteborder-diagonal-tr-blborder-middle-verticalborder-diagonal-tl-br
      doomscrollmystery-emotedoomscrollmystery-emotedoomscroll
      spirit-bombmystery-emotespirit-bombmystery-emotespirit-bomb

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      • M68040 [they/them]
        hexagon
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        3 months ago

        FWIW Father John explodes into a puddle of gore if he's so much as stabbed with a pair of scissors a few times, we may not need this (admittedly impressive) maneuver

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  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Can I use that power on Antony Blinken instead

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    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      3 months ago

      Once you reach the poster threshold you can make ghouls heads explode like a string of Christmas lights.

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  • blame [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    0.1% of doomscrollers is insufficient psychic energy?

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