I'm glad I told some right winger I was gonna kill and eat his kids to get banned on purpose tbh

Then what the hell were the alter-globaliazation guys doing 20 years ago?

Gang, I have something you all should know. I am a fed (i.e. an employee of the postal service, and thus a emploee of a four letter agency, and thus I could beat any of those three letter agency geeks like it's nothing)

Absolutely bestie

At this point I can't tell if being an emotional child at (just short of) 30 is something years of passive aggressive OpEds about younger millennials foisted upon me or if it just came naturally. Nothing ever fucking changes around here, me included. I was an absolute mark for ever having faith in any of this shit

As long as the right are miserable I honestly don't care what happens to me or anyone else so i'm fine with whatever the karl schwab illuminaty soros keebler elf interdimensional satanic alien cabal want to do

I sleep in a night cap, night gown, fake beard, and old-timey candle holder with a lit candle in a all-wood house

It's like they're trying to destroy everyone's trust in them. Can't even toe the whole "Villain with good publicity" line effectively.

Least horny Rareware-adjacent female character

Half-life 2 headcrab zombie screams.mp3

Oh god these types are gonna drift right and become Neocons 2, aren't they

Where's that one Sweet Caroline remix from forever ago with the drop that sounded like a bass boosted version of the "You fucked up" noise from some game show? Wait a second here it is

Also I'd be double fisting Malört and blasting "Cortar Todo" by Zu

I hear Boots Riley got in touch with Kurvitz. I’m eager to see what his Death Stranding ends up being.

Been listening to a fair deal of Remember Shuffle? lately. Despite how badly the decade stuck in my craw, I still kinda forgot just how downright vindictive the pop culture of the ‘00s could be. Kinda makes me think the relative absence of personal malice is part of what made Jackass something often imitated but never replicated - For the most part, you got the impression the hosts genuinely liked each other's company and enjoyed fucking around with one another.

We need an American supercomputer, a Chinese supercomputer, and a Russian supercomputer. Once we have those, we can make the dreAM real

In essence, the church (or rather, whichever particular subfaction of a sect has the strength or finesse to make their pick happen)

I couldn't stand the thought of someone being nostalgic for a generation where two of the three are a hair away from being AMD APU-based PCs running weird operating systems. We need to ret-five-urn to tradition (All consoles being bespoke hardware with significant mutual incompatibilities and odd achille's heels with regards to different aspects of the rendering pipeline)

Part of my problem with the “the left has no gurus to help lost young people” line is that I never did want a guru and the relative lack of them is what lead me to these schools of political analysis and philosophy to begin with.

Ah, the decade I died. (Or might as well have died.)