lmao
just laughed like a complete moron for two minutes after reading those tweets. almost legit started crying. that is the funniest fucking tweets ever
"if u lost ur pet pidgin /it's dead in front yard"
"But in case of this pidgin i could actually pick up bird. No life whatsoever."
started maniacally laughing again after checking my replies an hour later. thank you
No, he's an alcoholic and is almost always drunk tweeting.
Edit: whoops, he didnt hit the guy, that was south dakota's AG.
No, you're right, sorry. This is just the one who hits deer a lot.
That's my senator. How do you feel about a president that REALLY REALLY cares about corn subsidies?
I have a theory that the Cuban revolution (and the post WW2 de-explicit-colonization more generally) was instrumental in creating the material conditions that caused scientists in Iowa to torture corn in order to invent high fructose corn syrup.
So, I guess... bad
Ah, just that the Cuba’s economy before the revolution was largely exporting sugar cane, presumably at super low prices because puppet government. The revolution happened in 1959, and high fructose corn syrup was invented around 1964.
Basically, I suspect that before the revolution and the turmoil of anti colonization in the Caribbean more generally, it didn’t make economic sense to go through the ridiculous process of torturing corn cobs to produce syrup.
I have done essentially zero research though
I have done essentially zero research though
Hey, those are the best conspiracy theories
I wonder what his opinion is on punishing kids who don't do well with spelling or grammar at school.
Also, poor 'pidgin' :(
https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/173811075869978624
The govt food police came around to local school said"no catchup" so kids bring their own catchup. What's accomplished? Too much govt?
MICHELLE OBAMA PUT VEGGERBLES IN MY SHOPPING CART
https://theweek.com/articles/467842/strangely-amazing-twitter-poetry-sen-charles-grassley
