Out of nowhere I woke up thinking of William Henry Harrison [...], an American military officer and politician who served as the ninth president of the United States in 1841 [and who] died of either typhoid, pneumonia, or paratyphoid fever 31 days into his term.
another one that references the giant pool of human shit 100 yards behind the white house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydbR0QyYvU0&t=8m21s