• Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          3 months ago

          I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

          On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...

    • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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      3 months ago

      It'd cost them the same

      Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.