Dragging chains and complaining about his coverage in the Post. Biden will hate it.

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    "Look, I scared you, okay? You have to tell them I scared you. Tell the--okay, you need to tell the tour guides that I'm the scariest ghost in the White House, the scariest ever. I don't want Youtube ghost hunters, those aren't real ratings, no returns on those. Just--come on, please, for me--just act a little scared, okay? Say I moved a chair. You have to--you can't leave me hanging like this. Come on. I turned the thermostat up for you once when you didn't want to get up. You remember that. You do."

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Ghost Trump annoying Ghost Lincoln by complaining about sissy Graydon Carter's terrible Vanity Fair parties and bad food restaurants.

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    "Doomed, Scrooge! You're doomed for all time. Your life is a horror story written by your crimes. Your chains are forged by what you say and do. So have your fun when life is done, a nightmare waits for you."

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      bigly mood. so big, the best.

      :cheeto-man: still not gonna get lil'timmy anything for spookmas tho

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    His ghost is going to look like Slimer from the Ghostbusters but orange instead of green. It will leave grease stains on the the walls as it passes through them.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    Good thing the first act of the first "good president" would be to burn that b**ch to the ground lol