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BigDaddyKaner 7 points 2 hours ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Really? Because my wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy 300 Win Mags and M4 training courses. We won't let them take our straight white male neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our inalienable rights before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up yelling every day now because this is clown world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a coal maker. I made fucking coal. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Stalin remake god it's awful.

Haha Yeah you tell em.... "Coal maker!"

  • ComradeSankara [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly its almost too easy

    JoePCool14 22 points 2 hours ago +22 / -0

    I might be looking too deeply into this... but I feel like some divine force is making these animals do these things. You got this incident, the bald eagle taking out the government drone, flies landing on communist politicians, there's been other animal attacks like this on the communist media...

    Thanks JoePCool14!

    This is in reference to a raccoon attacking a CNN reporter on the white house lawn https://twitter.com/AlisynCamerota/status/1313823194709622786?s=20

      • grisbajskulor [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Or the bird landing on Fidel's shoulder during his first post-revolution speech, OR the Bernie bird.

        Do better TD.

      • redthebaron [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The emu thing was really funny because everyone was aware that there were emus near the presidential house but no one thought a president would attempt to mess with them as they are emus

    • wantonviolins [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      “Flies landing on communist politicians” lmao has this nerd ever been to a barbecue, cookout, pool party, or outside at all?

      Or, wait, maybe this is just confirmation that as communists we are blessed by the devil, and we are all lords of the flies. Because that also rules.