BigDaddyKaner 7 points 2 hours ago +8 / -1 (edited)
Really? Because my wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy 300 Win Mags and M4 training courses. We won't let them take our straight white male neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our inalienable rights before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up yelling every day now because this is clown world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a coal maker. I made fucking coal. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Stalin remake god it's awful.
Haha Yeah you tell em.... "Coal maker!"
I am fairly sure the BigDaddyKaner comment is a parody of a post from long ago on some subreddit where the person was a liberal cheese-maker that was preparing to fight against trump or something along such lines.
EDIT: This was it. Found in it r/copypasta, though I wish I had been able to find the screenshot of the original post.