• vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Remember when the atlantic tried to argue killing children is not illegal?

    • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      this was from late 2000s from how the site looks.

      Israel is struggling (obviously) but they have had it much worse because of squeeze on imports due to oil price spike. To defeat Israel now, an embargo by the US or some way to stop its imports is necessary.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    The names Bond, Israeli Bond.

    I am even more racist than my British counterpart, and my signature spy gadget is a gun that posthumously deems an unarmed civilian as Hamas when I shoot them in the back while they're fetching food for their children.

    Like the real Bond, I was also born and raised in Scotland, and my nemesis is a 19 year old American college student waving a "Ceasefire Now" sign on campus.

    I have a wide array of femme fatales with borderline and actually misogynistic names but I will never stop my life of shooting civilians for Mossad because the only type of "settling down" I do is in the home of a Palestinian family that's lived there for generations.

    I like my martinis dry, the opposite of my pants, which I will piss inside of on camera when Iranian rockets hit a target 100kms away from where I currently am.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I think investing in Israel war bonds has to be one of the worst financial decisions you can make, right? Israel isn't gonna make it out the other side, you're digging your own grave here.

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      If he's the guy im thinking of, he is also an American who litterally moved to Israel in order to volunteer for the IDF and got given the job of being a prison guard in one of those IDF concentration camps.

  • UlyssesT
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    21 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    2 months ago

    "You've broken your trust, you've lived in sin and lies and blood, there's a man lying at your feet this moment, and you ask me why! For God's mercy, Mr. Bonds, that's why."

    ...

    "One more step, Israel Bonds", said I, "and I'll blow your brains out!"