• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    For $30 I will psychologically torment your rival by standing outside of their windows and stepping away quickly when they do a double take

    For $50, I will do this while also playing "It Always Feels Like (Somebody's Watching Me)" faintly

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      can you give my enemies a chilling staredown from across the street then disappear when a bus passes?

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        Absolutely, that's included in the "20th anniversary of the Whitman Massacre" package

  • UlyssesT
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    21 days ago

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  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    1 month ago

    What happens if I'm my own nemesis? Do we just hang out? blob-no-thoughts

    I was thinking about getting tandoori for lunch if that's cool with you

    amber-snacking

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      sounds good but i have to pretend to not be eating with you so i'm just going to be staring at you through the newspaper while at the same table