'dad, what was the best day of your life?'

'well, i got this kick ass job the day you were born'

    • Jorick [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      What is incredible though, is the banality of evil; how normalised and accepted it is.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    are you an orphan if you're born to parents who are dead inside

  • feeeq [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    'Communism turns everyone into soulless automatons'

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    motherfucker, you alredy had a job - just reschedule the fucking interview

    jesus christ, execute all managers

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "I may need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth around the time of the interview"

      "ok"

      "Hi yes I do need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth"

      "Sorry we're gonna have to cancel, thank you"

      Congrats, you just found a company of psychopaths! bullet dodged

  • MirrorMadness [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    this causes me actual pain: not only that this happened, but that he's unaware of the sadness of it

    • gundambigtex [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      not sure you have a baby because of a blowjob but that could just be lies

    • kilternkafuffle [any]
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      4 years ago

      depends on the job - only look for a job that demands an amount of dick sucking suitable to your individual dick sucking capacity and/or proclivity

  • ami [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder what I'm going to do in regards to my career. The thought induces so much anxiety that I can't actually think about it very long without being overwhelmed by the existential dread of the idea of having to do some menial task for the rest of my able-bodied life and wither away my remaining years in some underfunded nursing home as I die in my sleep from some undiagnosed illness.

    But this... If this is what I have to do to "succeed" then holy fuck. I think staring down the barrel of a 12 Guage is a more preferable option or being that 'weird old guy' at the fucking uhhh grocery store check out lane or whatever. Goddamn this is some fucking horror show shit right here.

      • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I dream of one day moving out to some land and reforesting the ecosystem while I farm, and it's the one thing that keeps me sane

  • Poetjustice [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Disgusting...

    He stopped for coffee knowing he could be late for his interview smh

    • buh [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      even more disgusting: he could save so much money if he just made his coffee at home instead 😒 smh at these millennials half-assing hustle culture

  • Sushi_Desires
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    4 years ago

    I salute :sankara-salute: our comrades who fight the cancer from within: https://i.imgur.com/I8B95PS.png :fidel-salute:

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Can't even read that tweet because there's a fucking drop down autoplay ad over it. Moments after commenting in another thread that ads have made the internet unreadable.

  • Abraxiel
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    4 years ago

    Guy looks like he fucks like a wet bag.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    When you turn one of the most important events of your life into an ad for GNC®