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  • dinoirl [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I robotripped one time in college and I only remember fleeting images.

    The first is puking bright red in the dorm urinal.

    The next is feeling hungry and making a bag of microwave popcorn, but once I started eating it, it wouldn't finish. I just shoved it in my face and chewed until I felt like a cow chewing its cud. I think my roommate turned the lights out to fuck with me at once point but i kept eating the popcorn for what felt like hours in the dark.

    Later, the guy I was tripping with and I started walking in circles in the foliage. When we came out, I felt something in my shoe. It was a slug. He told me I had killed the slug king and usurped his throne.

    Later, two girls from the dorm saw us acting like idiots through the windows and flashed and mooned us.

    I also remember the next day I checked the popcorn bag and it was like 75% full.

    I'm way too old for that shit now but I hope you have a good time OP

    • Sushi_Desires
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      4 years ago

      I also remember the next day I checked the popcorn bag and it was like 75% full.

      ok this made me laugh out loud