Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Fuck I miss mayochup so much, so good. It was fucking great on sandwiches. Wish they would bring it back.
Also did anyone ever try Philadelphia chocolate cream cheese? It was so creamy and just the right amount of sweetness. Mixing normal cream cheese and nutella just doesn't taste the same.