Cool world, would probably smell like 1800s Europe

    • MattChristmas420 [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      I'm thinking like the kind that come in the lil green cans full of stinky scooby snacks in the middle of the dogepark, except using them for poop. Maybe we'd have our own poop purse or poopcase. Sometimes when we're hungry and Borgor King's Pink Slime Fries isn't cutting it, we'll slice open one of those steamy black bags and have at it. My doge has some gastrointestinal issues, so I'll eat the scooby snacks from the park first, and like a mama birb, slowly regurgitate the food for my heckin pupperino. He's such a heckin dogerino

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    4 years ago

    Wow, YouTube is useless. Tried to link to the Parks and Rec bit with the poo bag fight but NBC has turfed the search

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    4 years ago

    I think there'd be a lot of poo flinging road rage incidents.

    We really are just big hairless apes