This is what theory is right?
Lenin was sadly a short king at 165 cm, while mao was almost a chad at 175 cm. Mao also was famously good at swimming, a sport that gives you a good, balanced physique. The pick is Mao by a mile.
Lenin would be a smaller target and also Lenin lifts so he has the upper body strength to hurl dodgeballs. Lenin is clearly the superior pick but Mao is a solid choice as well based on his swimming routine.
Purely for the purposes of dodgeball of course, Lenin is still cuter.
Lenin obviously. He's buff and would absolutely get you out of jail everytime
Definitely Mao. Lenin was pretty active in his younger days but there’s every chance he’d get a headache or have a stroke halfway through the game.
Honestly, we know that Mao could at least swim, even if he was a big boy. We don't know the physical status of Kropotkin, but he was a prince so maybe he did lots of sports? Lenin was thinner but he was a book worm... then again, that Patrick Stewart film made me think he went out on the lake a lot as well as rode his bike around. So really, it's a tossup.
