I made this same post like 8 days ago but sadly this bullshit is still going on.

  • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    life is about getting over things, por example: the multiple times I have attempted to coup claim my rightful place as interim president of Venezuela. it fails and i am back to square 1. finally at the end of my last try i looked at the mirror and said to myself:

    "juan eres guapo, pero poderosamente estúpido. debes seguir adelante y convertirte en presidente interino de otras cosas. Hay tantas otras cosas. Eres guapo, pero poderoso, no inteligente."

    and i moved on to other presidential opportunities. like this thread. i am now interim president of this post. my first act will be privatize it and hand all karma over to our good amigos at chevron arco mobile oil companies.