Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can't decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.
There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.
Lenin's Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.
That's why I'm a seinfeld/leninist, I just don't get what the deal is with all these brands providing the illusion of freedom in my society. Who are these people?
Your boyfriend's a communist?
Everything is olive!