Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can't decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.
There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.
Lenin's Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.
My favourite thing is when a brand makes an artificially worse, cheaper alternative so they can market their main product as ‘premium’