Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")
Oh, right.
Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.
Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.
Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune
And you can only be AT the beach if you work as baywatcher?
You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")
paired with a coors because it's fucking close to water