A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas."

They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this.

“The world is a vampire…and so am I.”

My word. Even by comic book standards, this is some extremely on-the-nose self-parody.