I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny.

  • PapaEmeritusIII [any]
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    4 years ago

    Unironically, this makes me really uncomfortable. I guess it’s because this reminds me of some of the women friends I have irl. Like, the zootopia bunny copypasta is funny because it’s a fictional character, but it feels gross to read this when it’s based on stereotypes of real people idk

    Hoping I won’t get told I’m being overly sensitive by upset dudes

    • Grace [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      can relate. The only thing stopping me from migrating to fucking chapo is all this horny shit. I've PTSD from sexual shit and it is just so, SO tiring.

        • Grace [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          It is, I just cant get a break from the internet and it's weird creepiness about sexual shit.

      • sailorfish [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Tiring is right. I'm irritated that I explicitly tried to word my negative response in a joke because I didn't wanna be the first "overly sensitive" one. This shit sucks.

        • Grace [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          im a very sensitive person sometimes, and shit like this is just annoying. Posts like this reaffirms my prejudice against fucking brocialists.

          • sailorfish [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            Yeah I hate that feeling of always being the downer, the nag. In real life and online. The only thing I can think to do is try to comment, if less harshly than I'd like to, so that the next person can feel like they're not alone in feeling uncomfortable and go "all in". At the end of the day, judging by the upvotes/downvotes, other people are """sensitive""" too so...

            • the_river_cass [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              I try to interrupt this and go in anyway whenever I have the energy cause otherwise no one ever says anything. but god is it tiring.

            • Grace [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              I can relate! Like, what am I supposed to do, tell someone that makes a 'joke' about fucking another girl in the ass "Hey man can we please not talk about sex or relationships ever again because I am heavily traumatized and am content not having sex ever?" Like my fucking God.

        • Grace [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          For sure. Theres a reason I dont subscribe to shitpost places, haha.

            • Grace [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              I see, that's fine i guess. Shit like this just reminds me how brocialist this website is.

                • Grace [she/her]
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                  4 years ago

                  Posts like this, on sites like chapo, remind me why I only interact with the GenZedong discord. Too much brocialism and horniness.

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It is uncomfortably horny of a copypasta. I think anything that went into that level of detail over fetishizing a subculture would be uncomfortable.