This little dog can’t wait to grow To rescue people lost in the snow Don’t let him out - keep him on your shelf He doesn’t know how to rescue himself

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  • weirddodgestratus [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    so I had thanksgiving with my dad and stepmom and she sent me home with this giant tupperware dish full of chocolate chip cookies. I had a few on the drive home and then unwittingly put them on top of the car while I was unloading my stuff. The next morning I drove off without noticing and they went flying everywhere. I know this was weeks ago but I'm still not over it. I want those cookies :sadness:

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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    4 years ago

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2589537020303485#!

    COVID apparently loves the ace2 receptors in testicles. Better, the male body doesn’t have an immune response there, just some garbage local T cell type response. Balls apparently can turn into Swiss cheese with rona, rendering males infertile and lowering testosterone. Also, rona can continue to go bonkers in your balls after the main infection has passed.

    What does this mean?

    • Maskless chuds are about to turn really beta
    • Introverts who managed to stay quarantined this year about to be the new chads
    • In WW3, nations like America that couldn’t control the virus are gonna be so fucked

    Incels rise up.

    :chompsky:

    • CountryRoads [fae/faer,it/its]
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      TBF basically anything that involves a high fever for an extended period hurts your balls. Testicles do not like heat, that's why they're external.

      • MedicareForSome [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        This is unique to COVID-19 and wouldn't be a result of a fever alone. This definitely requires more study but the outlook is fairly poor and consistent with findings since the beginning of the pandemic.

        The lyin' MSM plays this down as well as the COVID associated brain damage because if people start hearing that COVID makes you infertile and causes brain damage they won't want to go flip the burgers.

        • vsaush [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I heard the brain damage thing mightve been because a lot of people were walking around with some pretty serious stuff but never could afford a doctor - until they got covid and had to see one. I dont know how epidemiologists deal with stuff like that wrt comorbidities and social determinants of health, seems like a widespread pandemic would have to also include a suprising uptick in dementia, cancer, diabetes, etc just because of the level of poverty in the US and the complete lack of healthcare for the poor.

          • CountryRoads [fae/faer,it/its]
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            4 years ago

            I heard the brain damage thing mightve been because a lot of people were walking around with some pretty serious stuff but never could afford a doctor - until they got covid and had to see one.

            I've strongly suspected that this is the cause of a lot of the "extreme, unexpected Covid side effects" for a while now, but obviously it's unlikely that we'll see a study on it.

            • Wheaties [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              America's fucked healthcare system is impairing our ability to study the virus. Jesus. That anyone can look at this abomination of treatment and say we are 'subsidizing global medicine' is depressing.

    • anthm17 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Maskless chuds are about to turn really beta

      Masks keep other people from getting the virus, maskless people get it because tehy don't give a shit.

    • longhorn617 [any]
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      4 years ago

      This will only increase the conspiracy theories that it was man-made. Hell, one of my favorite conspiracies was that if Bill Gates really did create COVID, it would target fertility rates.

    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It also fucks with testosterone production. Gates got sick of the forced feminization theories and decided to actually do it lmao

    • Rem [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      This sounds like an optimal cat, yall are really making me want to adopt a fluffy friend with these cat posts

      Also, condolences for your loss comrade

      • anthm17 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        if I had a spot for the cat litter box then I could get a kitty

        edit: also don't know how my dog would like a cat.

    • mxnoodles [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Holy shit, you’ve described our boy exactly down to the little pet hop and coming to comfort people when they’re crying. He’s usually got the softest purr, but when you’re upset he gets right on top of you and starts rumbling like a motorboat, like “this is helping yes??”

  • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    About to take my 11 month old kitty outside for her to experience the snow for the first time in her life. I already know she's going to hate it and start yelling at me. I am very excited.

  • BASED_BALL [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    cops called because coworkers fighting again, had to pull a guy off another guy that's pretty homo

  • SimAnt [any]
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    4 years ago

    ABAC
    all bobbies are cunts, innit

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Am I the only one here who really, really, hates the term "Auth-left" to describe states that adopt Siege-Socialism and their supporters? Feels like we're walking right into a liberal reddit debate lord trap.

  • ami [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Death Note but it's just writing down the names of politicians, ceos, and billionaires until communism is achieved. It's only 2 episodes.

  • FunnyUsername [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My boss' son is explaining to me why he doesn't want his kids to date black guys

  • CommieElon [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Am I being a cynical asshole but is the whole messaging of “Biden’s cabinet is the most diverse in history” a way for them to avoid criticism and kneecap progressive politics because IDPol?

    Most of these picks are establishment or from private business lol.