• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Near future breaking news

      "In a recent development the supreme court has ruled 9-0 that bags with a dollar signs on then that are filled with gold bars is not evidence of a bribe. Each of the 10 pound bags had a street value of approximately 250,000 dollars. Senator Menendez described the bags as 'gifts'..."

      • edge [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        "Justice Thomas was later seen carrying a similar bag to his car."