It has everything. It has:
- Giant 10 Commandments slab in the entryway
- A declaration of war against birds
- An old person's idea of the ideal zoomer store - a store just for taking selfies with random statues and backgrounds
- A restaurant that serves homemade soups and cobblers (soft food is good for dentures)
- A "WWII Museum" stocked by the guy down the street who has an alarming amount of Nazi war artifacts
A liminal space carved out of the carcass of 80s/90s consumerism. Some real twilight zone shit. A bizarre holographic projection of the past onto a more recent past onto the present.
My local mall had quite a few closures (its incredibly dead now even the ancient long running mall restaurants closed cause of covid) and this one store opened that was The Green Lambo Guy that had... a green lambo in the store. Near as I could tell it was some kind of scam shit because the guy who ran it talked about get rich quick schemes and shit on facebook. It was a fucking weird time for like a year cause he also plastered ads all over the store and all it had was a green lambo.