"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"
"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"
"Hottest August on record"
"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"
"Stock market reaches record levels"
"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"
"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"
Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.
"Simply unseen since the Great Depression : the stock market loses 95% of its value"
"Over 1M Covid deaths in the US, vaccinations failed after millions of doses expired"
"We lost everything : how did the pandemic pushed millions of Americans into homelessness"
"Forest fires ravage Africa, Australia and the Americas, killing billions of animals"
"India and Pakistan officially at war", 2 weeks later "CONFIRMED : Nuclear detonations in both Pakistan and India; UN security council emergency meeting to take place"
"Far-right group claims both attacks in DC and Seattle"
"15% of Yemen's population died of starvation"
"A modern plague : suicides see an unprecendented rise in US, Europe."
"Over 3 billions Covid masks to be in the oceans by 2022."
"French presidential polls see Le Pen at 50% voting intentions"
Yes, I am a fun guy at parties.
I know the feeling. Been saying 2021 is gonna be worse than 2020 for months.
Hey, it might not be lepen, good chance we get an ex general instead :^)
Fucking end me
Maréchaaaal, nous voilàààà. Lmao.
ça vas etre drole d'éviter les balle réel en manif
Didn't even think about the disposable masks waste before now