Blue majority? This is the death of the left and fash will have a permanent takeover in 2 years.

Finished an interview? You're not getting the job lol. Got the job? The job is literally the most humiliating human endeavor on the planet that pays less than minimum wage.

Think that cute girl/boj likes you? lolol nobody fucking likes you, they're just being nice to get you to fuck off you sad sack of shit.

You think you just had a pleasant conversation with someone? They're plotting a way to ruin your reputation at work and/or where you live.