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Cop got bashed in the head with a fire extingusher by someone they let into the building.
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Former military vet gets shot after ignoring secret service agents telling them to stop advancing while wrapped in a trump flag.
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Man has heart attack after tazering himself in the balls trying to steal a painting
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Man who supports walls dies falling from climbing up a wall
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Woman gets tread to death holding dont tread on me flag
Is that balltasering stuff actually real? Because it is, i'm calling a Darwin Award for that one
Did Taser Nuts have kids? Because if he did, it's not a Darwin Award.
EDIT: Crap. Never mind. "[T]he Darwin Award rules state that the presence of offspring does not disqualify a nominee."