Or. You pick up a shift at the dick sucking store.
You like it, you hang around and start working 30 hrs a week there.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You are a cashier.
You are asked to sell 300 boblins for $2 with every transaction you make this week. You see no bonus for hitting these numbers.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
Go through a really big week at the dick sucking store. 10,000 transactions! You hit the margins for upselling boblins by 2x. Next week they tell you to make 900 in sales for boblins at the register.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
Dry week at the dick sucking store. Bad weather, no one wants to be out. 200 transactions! You had no hope of hitting those numbers. You’re told it’s your fault. You do not control the weather.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You’re moved to stocking, you do the rotations to make sure product is readily available. You’re on your feet all day. The new Boblin’s out, but your store only got 3 boxes, they sold out in the hour. People come in just to look for them. They yell at you like you have any control over quantities.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You’re promoted to shift supervisor. You have responsibilities to run the store. They’ll talk to District about getting you that raise. Yes, backpaid.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
An old lady took a dump in the aisle.
Your boss thinks he saw an old black woman steal a tin of cookies and called the cops, 6 officers showed up.
You’re working during a robbery. You’ve been held at gun point. You’re told you should always comply. They will still yell at you anyway.
Or. You pick up a shift at the dick sucking store.
You like it, you hang around and start working 30 hrs a week there.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You are a cashier.
You are asked to sell 300 boblins for $2 with every transaction you make this week. You see no bonus for hitting these numbers.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
Go through a really big week at the dick sucking store. 10,000 transactions! You hit the margins for upselling boblins by 2x. Next week they tell you to make 900 in sales for boblins at the register.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
Dry week at the dick sucking store. Bad weather, no one wants to be out. 200 transactions! You had no hope of hitting those numbers. You’re told it’s your fault. You do not control the weather.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You’re moved to stocking, you do the rotations to make sure product is readily available. You’re on your feet all day. The new Boblin’s out, but your store only got 3 boxes, they sold out in the hour. People come in just to look for them. They yell at you like you have any control over quantities.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
You’re promoted to shift supervisor. You have responsibilities to run the store. They’ll talk to District about getting you that raise. Yes, backpaid.
Your rate is $11 an hr.
An old lady took a dump in the aisle.
Your boss thinks he saw an old black woman steal a tin of cookies and called the cops, 6 officers showed up.
You’re working during a robbery. You’ve been held at gun point. You’re told you should always comply. They will still yell at you anyway.
You made over $100M in sales this past year.
Your rate is $11 an hr.