• Mouhamed_McYggdrasil [they/them,any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Don't let the derpy chonk exterior mislead you, inside that little ball of what normally would have been fuzz are the cold machinations of a mastermind hellbent on conquering the entire planet and beyond, each devious detail surgically planned to excruciating precision using its incomprehensible brain that dwarfs the calculating power of all the world's Bitcoin mines combined.

    • 4bicycles [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      What if the Guinea pigs turned out to be smarter than you?

      what's the if here

      My guinea pigs don't have to do anything but eat sleep and poop, all of which things that they apparently enjoy.

      I have to do a lot more things than eat sleep and poop and it fucking sucks, man.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Rodents have truly ascended to a higher plane of understanding and enlightenment. What do rodents do all day? Sit in hole. Munch seeds and leaves. Sometimes they run around a bit. They have a tiny little home and a nice snack and want literally nothing else in life. I love rodents