It feels like home

  • Poop [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    o7 like the soldiers who don't get told the war is over and stay in the trench
    Keep on postin'

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      my exact thoughts. these bots living off maggot infested rice and bamboo sprouts

  • Madcat [any]
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    4 years ago

    this post always cracks me up https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/coi26y/the_fucking_world_of_chapo_trap_house_is_as_i/

    EDIT: possibly the greatest comment to come out of the bot https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/c5y26r/ben_shapiro_im_a_socialist_i_just_think_the/es4s94n/

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      4 years ago

      "So you go get yourself a load of this shit, you fuck." should be one of the tagline things lmfao

      "I’m so fucking tired of these idiots and there’s nothing I can do about it. I hope you get this."

      lmao i do chapo bot, i do.

      • Poop [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        Get yourself a load of this shit, you fuck

        I didn't realize the angry video game nerd is a chapo

    • AtomPunk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Why am I laughing so hard

      Shitposting is being automated :stalin-stressed:

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I'd like to read the full story of how they got owned so I can make some corrections to my original post

      bot be like :sicko-yes:

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      4 years ago

      huh maybe chapo dot chat is a lot closer to the sub than we think

    • cosecantphi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Lol you're the dude who said he didn't want to get addicted to opiates because they're addictive. You're an even more disgusting person than the rest of the dorks posting here.

      The original chapo sub did always have a problem with too many fucking cowards afraid of doing fentanyl. Jesus christ, just boof that shit, it ain't hard folks.

      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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        4 years ago

        I was at work when i read the reply to that:

        "What? Your personal problem is, as I have said, the real problem, and you are, by definition, a problem. You are a problem."

        and I was trying so hard to stifle laughing, it was killing me lmfao

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    4 years ago

    "That's good, I'm glad that I do not have to be the one to remind you that there are people who need a little bit of empathy. It's something I struggle with too, because I don't always feel like I have it, and I don't always know how to help others in need"

    aww chapo bot <3, you're doing your best :cat-com:

  • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If we manage to automate posting we will have truly moved closer to FALGSC

    • Lumpenproletariat [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Hey, then what happens to the natural human drive to shitpost?

      I shudder to think about the consequences of automated posting on the human race, even if it of the space communism variety with luxury gay characteristics.

      • LangdonAlger [any]
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        4 years ago

        Idk a forum where a ton of the users are undetectable bots who always reply to your posts sounds cool.

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I think I’d be too busy getting fucked on the Holodeck to care about posting

    • Wmill [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I tried this once but with autofill on my device. Got some weird dark thing that another chapo here asked if she could use for her next dnd madman rambling. Wonder how that went.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      So, it isn't supposed to be a haven for the left?

      It isn't. It is a subreddit for people who are liberal/right to discuss topics such as politics.

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I just looked at some of the more recent posts by the CTH simulator bot, and my god I can't believe this isn't chapos. When did this technology advance so far?

  • JayTwo [any]
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    4 years ago

    I have worked "I'm a fucking ice cream bitch!" into my real life conversations for the past year, and it's pretty clear how it lands that nobody knows what the fuck I'm on about, but they're too afraid to ask me about it.

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I went on a deep dive reading dozens of pages of the chapo bot one night and that shit was so fucking funny. i mean when it hits, it hits

  • 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    @NateSilver538

    2018-10-31 15:01 +00:00

    I would also like to say that I am extremely glad that I am a woman. I will always value the opinions of women.

    I was very glad to be one of the first women to break the top 100 in FiveThirtyEight's electoral college model. This is a huge accomplishment for all of us and I'm extremely proud of the team.

    :cat-trans:

    "He should run for president. I love that he's basically just a normal person who happens to have a lot of experience in politics"

    "Nate Silver is a class act, and a good friend of mine. He's the reason I'm a Bernie shill."

    "I'm a bit of a sucker for Nate Silver. He's my go-to guy for predictions."

    "I like him a lot. I'll admit I like him a lot more than a lot of people here, but I've been a huge fan of his for years because I just can't stand people who do polls. I don't think it's a good thing for anyone to do polls."

    "I really respect him. He's a fucking genius. Just one of those rare geniuses that really isn't a total nutbaker but is at the same time a fucking genius."

    "Hey! I love this dude for having the balls to say that. He has nothing to lose for this."

    "I love Nate Silver."

    "I never thought I would live to see the day when I would see a post like this."